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Sunday, December 11, 2016

Secret Deodorant | Ladies' Room | #StressTest

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  1. Great ad. deodorant is a great first beginning

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  2. HEER YE! O HEER YE!!

    I'd like to meet you
    in intoxicating Seventh-Heaven...
    yet, you first must be prepared:
    Find-out what RCIA means and join;
    classes are free,
    starting early September.

    Aint no joke, earthling:
    our indelible soul is on the line.
    What's 77ish years compared to
    the length N breadth of eternity?
    What's the Tyranny of Progressivism
    compared to the saving of our soul?

    Doesnt make any difference
    if you're an atheist;
    doesn't make a whole-hilla-beans
    wortha difference when you croak.
    You'll be crying-out for JEEE-SIS!!!
    ...yet, if you've been a non-believer
    your entire, finite existence,
    Jesus maaay not hear you.
    Billions of everlasting souls
    are now in Hellfire without
    the basic nessecities for eternity.
    Are you actually willing
    to take THAT risk of being condemned?

    Again, Jesus laughs when you
    should've learned the
    meaning of wisdom N discernment,
    mortal sinner - as am I.
    Im sooo not better than you
    ...yet, I gotta lotta d'knowlijj
    which'll save-your-soul, kapiche??
    Sorry fo d'New Yoirk accent.
    Again, find-out what RCIA means.
    Make Your Choice  -SAW

    PS 'Saving souls from Hell
    should be your
    primary occupation'
    -Jesus

    Turn-away from idolatry/indifference
    (worshipping the world).
    Turn-away from sin.
    Turn 180°
    Turn RITE.
    reTurn to Jesus:
    repent and be forgiven.
    Focus on Jesus.
    Follow us to the Great Beyond.
    Follow us to Seventh-Heaven.
    Follow us to Holy Mass
    & say the Rosary once per day.
    Do the RCIA, too.
    I. Love. You. earthling
    I'll pray for you.
    trustNjesus.
    ALWAYS.
    God bless your indelible soul.

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